THE Mediocre Girls Guide to surviving Life; or at least daylight savings

To be alive is to be subject to the whims of governmental time change. At least if you are in the U.S. (sans Arizona or any other state that may not participate). Twice a year you are thrown into a new daily rhythm that wreaks havoc on your brain. It’s not so bad once you get back into a groove, but getting there is half the battle. So with 35×2-1 years (you do the math) of these behind me I have some tips. Well, really just one.

Give up.

You are at the mercy of the war between your internal clock and natures now. There is nothing you can do. Submit to the hostile takeover and accept your new normal. Have an extra coffee and cry if you need to. Be sure to let go of any sense of control you may have previously been feeling. Eventually you’ll be fine.

Here’s a nice picture to instill a false sense of calm for the time being.

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Well that’s all the life changing advice I have for now. Seek me out again when Daylight savings ends.

Peace out creeps.

-Brick

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